The Lakehouse is now entering the 20th Century. Even though its
the 21st now. Check back soon to read actual news. Dont actually
read the following articles. They're just there for asthetic experimentation.
POPE VISITS LAKEHOUSE
Water is blessed. Baptisms now legit in the lake.
NOW SERVING BBQ HUMAN STRIPS
For our canibal crowd on the first tuesday of every month.