Under Construction!

The Lakehouse is now entering the 20th Century. Even though its the 21st now. Check back soon to read actual news. Dont actually read the following articles. They're just there for asthetic experimentation.

POPE VISITS LAKEHOUSE

Water is blessed. Baptisms now legit in the lake.

NOW SERVING BBQ HUMAN STRIPS

For our canibal crowd on the first tuesday of every month.